"Getting Old Ain’t For Sissies" Vintage Skull Crown Cap
Surviving your youth was the easy part.
Waking up with a new mystery pain every day? Knees sounding like bubble wrap when you stand up? Yeah, getting older is a full-contact sport. It takes serious grit to add candles to that birthday cake every year. This cap features a crowned skull because making it to this age makes you royalty. It’s a badge of honor for the man who laughs in the face of aging, takes his medicine, and keeps on marching.
Soft & Broken-In: Made from Vintage Washed Denim. It feels comfortable and broken-in the second you put it on—no stiff, scratchy material giving you a headache.
Badass Design: The crowned skull and bold text let everyone know you aren't going down without a fight.
Keeps You Cool: Unstructured and breathable with ventilation eyelets. You run hot enough; your hat shouldn't make it worse.
Stays Put: Features a durable metal buckle slider. Adjust it once to fit your wise head, and it stays exactly where you want it.
The Honest Truth: It says what every guy over 60 is thinking.
GREAT GIFT FOR: The ultimate gift for the tough Dad, the veteran Grandpa, the aging biker, or any man who is proving that he is anything but a sissy.
You survived this long. Wear the crown.
Surviving your youth was the easy part.
Waking up with a new mystery pain every day? Knees sounding like bubble wrap when you stand up? Yeah, getting older is a full-contact sport. It takes serious grit to add candles to that birthday cake every year. This cap features a crowned skull because making it to this age makes you royalty. It’s a badge of honor for the man who laughs in the face of aging, takes his medicine, and keeps on marching.
Soft & Broken-In: Made from Vintage Washed Denim. It feels comfortable and broken-in the second you put it on—no stiff, scratchy material giving you a headache.
Badass Design: The crowned skull and bold text let everyone know you aren't going down without a fight.
Keeps You Cool: Unstructured and breathable with ventilation eyelets. You run hot enough; your hat shouldn't make it worse.
Stays Put: Features a durable metal buckle slider. Adjust it once to fit your wise head, and it stays exactly where you want it.
The Honest Truth: It says what every guy over 60 is thinking.
GREAT GIFT FOR: The ultimate gift for the tough Dad, the veteran Grandpa, the aging biker, or any man who is proving that he is anything but a sissy.
You survived this long. Wear the crown.
Original: $26.95
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$9.43Description
Surviving your youth was the easy part.
Waking up with a new mystery pain every day? Knees sounding like bubble wrap when you stand up? Yeah, getting older is a full-contact sport. It takes serious grit to add candles to that birthday cake every year. This cap features a crowned skull because making it to this age makes you royalty. It’s a badge of honor for the man who laughs in the face of aging, takes his medicine, and keeps on marching.
Soft & Broken-In: Made from Vintage Washed Denim. It feels comfortable and broken-in the second you put it on—no stiff, scratchy material giving you a headache.
Badass Design: The crowned skull and bold text let everyone know you aren't going down without a fight.
Keeps You Cool: Unstructured and breathable with ventilation eyelets. You run hot enough; your hat shouldn't make it worse.
Stays Put: Features a durable metal buckle slider. Adjust it once to fit your wise head, and it stays exactly where you want it.
The Honest Truth: It says what every guy over 60 is thinking.
GREAT GIFT FOR: The ultimate gift for the tough Dad, the veteran Grandpa, the aging biker, or any man who is proving that he is anything but a sissy.
You survived this long. Wear the crown.
