Some guys count down the days to retirement. You counted down to the morning bite - every single day, no alarm required.

This funny fishing retirement shirt is for the man who didn't stop working. He just changed job titles. New office: wherever the fish are. New dress code: whatever's waterproof. New boss: nobody.

Premium soft cotton: Preshrunk, broken-in feel from the first wear. Not stiff, not sheer. The kind of shirt you reach for on a Monday because Monday doesn't mean what it used to.

Vintage-style print: Distressed graphic that looks like it's been through a few seasons already. Because the best things usually have.

Unisex classic fit: Relaxed enough for the dock. Decent enough for the diner after.

Direct-to-garment print: Stays sharp through the wash. The fish stories might stretch, but this design won't.

Printed and shipped from the USA: Made here. Like a lot of things worth keeping.

A perfect retirement gift for the dad, grandpa, or husband whose idea of a perfect Tuesday involves a rod, a cooler, and nobody asking him anything. Great for Father's Day, a retirement party, or a birthday for any man who measures time in seasons and tides.

Retired from work. Never from the water.