“Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter.” Vintage Sunset Neon Style Cap
The only schedule I follow is the sun coming up and going down.
Monday? Friday? Who cares? When you are retired, every day ends in "Y" and starts with coffee (or beer, we don't judge). This cap is the official uniform for the man who has deleted his alarm clock app and thrown away his calendar. It reminds everyone else that while they are rushing to work, your biggest decision today is "Nap now or nap later?"
Printed & Shipped from USA: Arrives fast, so you can wear it on your next endless weekend.
Sunset Motel Vibes: Features a retro, neon-inspired graphic that screams "Permanent Vacation."
Vintage Washed Denim: Soft, broken-in fabric that feels as comfortable as sleeping in on a Tuesday.
Cool & Breathable: Lightweight design with ventilation holes to keep you chill under the sun.
Adjustable Metal Buckle: Fits most head sizes (22.8" - 24") for a custom, laid-back fit.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker walking out the door for the last time, or for the dad/grandpa who genuinely has no idea what day of the week it is (and is happier for it).
Every day is Saturday. Dress accordingly.
The only schedule I follow is the sun coming up and going down.
Monday? Friday? Who cares? When you are retired, every day ends in "Y" and starts with coffee (or beer, we don't judge). This cap is the official uniform for the man who has deleted his alarm clock app and thrown away his calendar. It reminds everyone else that while they are rushing to work, your biggest decision today is "Nap now or nap later?"
Printed & Shipped from USA: Arrives fast, so you can wear it on your next endless weekend.
Sunset Motel Vibes: Features a retro, neon-inspired graphic that screams "Permanent Vacation."
Vintage Washed Denim: Soft, broken-in fabric that feels as comfortable as sleeping in on a Tuesday.
Cool & Breathable: Lightweight design with ventilation holes to keep you chill under the sun.
Adjustable Metal Buckle: Fits most head sizes (22.8" - 24") for a custom, laid-back fit.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker walking out the door for the last time, or for the dad/grandpa who genuinely has no idea what day of the week it is (and is happier for it).
Every day is Saturday. Dress accordingly.
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The only schedule I follow is the sun coming up and going down.
Monday? Friday? Who cares? When you are retired, every day ends in "Y" and starts with coffee (or beer, we don't judge). This cap is the official uniform for the man who has deleted his alarm clock app and thrown away his calendar. It reminds everyone else that while they are rushing to work, your biggest decision today is "Nap now or nap later?"
Printed & Shipped from USA: Arrives fast, so you can wear it on your next endless weekend.
Sunset Motel Vibes: Features a retro, neon-inspired graphic that screams "Permanent Vacation."
Vintage Washed Denim: Soft, broken-in fabric that feels as comfortable as sleeping in on a Tuesday.
Cool & Breathable: Lightweight design with ventilation holes to keep you chill under the sun.
Adjustable Metal Buckle: Fits most head sizes (22.8" - 24") for a custom, laid-back fit.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker walking out the door for the last time, or for the dad/grandpa who genuinely has no idea what day of the week it is (and is happier for it).
Every day is Saturday. Dress accordingly.
